Archive for the ‘Loser of the Year’ Category
A Progressive Idea
I had a great idea strike me just moments ago:
Let’s give America’s big three auto makers welfare! Damn, Pelosi beat me to it.
Wait, I have another: Let the auto makers bust the unions and open the positions up to ANYONE who will do it (with the caveat that anyone be LEGALLY in our country). Now we are on to something. Especially since Ford recently admitted it can’t build small cars to compete with Japanese makers because labor costs are too high. What a sham.
I hereby re-nominate Pelosi for Loser of the Year. Seconds?
Let the slinging begin!
FISA and 9%
I just read that FISA, the gutting of the 4th Amendment to that relic we call the Bill of Rights, passed the Senate, which holds a fantastic 9% approval rating with the American people.
To this news I must make the following comments:
If I had a 9% rating at work, I would be fired. So should you, Congress.
If you, Congress, think you can pull this off, you are wrong. I hereby commit to vote out ALL federal incumbents.
And lastly, I must say, you MOTHERFUCKERS! How dare you destroy this country, whose Constitution you have all, each and every one of you, sworn to uphold!
I see a nomination for Loser of the Year here…
Mike Vick Is A Fucking Retard
I mean no disrespect to mentally retarded people other than this one.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about hit up Yahoo and search for “Michael Vick”.
According to USA Today Vick made $8,401,980 in 2006 and $23,102,750 in 2005 playing quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons.
I’m getting close to the reason I say he’s retarded.
Dog Fighting is an illegal activity that anyone could figure would piss off a lot of people. Being involved in something like that could certainly screw up that nice contract he has with the Falcons, and all the money that he gets for endorsing Nike and other products. Why would you want to fuck that up? Retarded…
Assuming Vick is found guilty, what do you suppose he’d get for a sentence or fine? Will he play in the NFL again? Some people have some good ideas. I think a texas tornado twister match to the death between Mike Vick, Ron Artest and Barry Bonds could make some good money if it was advertised and sold as a pay-per-view.
What are your ideas? Or do you the type of guy that would wet your panties with joy at the idea of watching animals rip each other apart?