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The OJ circus

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Can anyone fill me in on the current events of OJ Simpson?

I can’t believe I hadn’t heard anything about the robbery and Kidnapping charges until yesterday, even though it happened in Sept.

I haven’t looked too hard, but I haven’t been able to find much good news on it.

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2007/11/09/2003386960

You couldn’t make this crap up, what the hell is OJ going to do next?

Written by william

November 9th, 2007 at 3:07 pm

Posted in celebrity, law

Mike Vick Is A Fucking Retard

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I mean no disrespect to mentally retarded people other than this one.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about hit up Yahoo and search for “Michael Vick”.

According to USA Today Vick made $8,401,980 in 2006 and $23,102,750 in 2005 playing quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons.

I’m getting close to the reason I say he’s retarded.

Dog Fighting is an illegal activity that anyone could figure would piss off a lot of people. Being involved in something like that could certainly screw up that nice contract he has with the Falcons, and all the money that he gets for endorsing Nike and other products. Why would you want to fuck that up? Retarded…

Assuming Vick is found guilty, what do you suppose he’d get for a sentence or fine? Will he play in the NFL again? Some people have some good ideas. I think a texas tornado twister match to the death between Mike Vick, Ron Artest and Barry Bonds could make some good money if it was advertised and sold as a pay-per-view.

What are your ideas? Or do you the type of guy that would wet your panties with joy at the idea of watching animals rip each other apart?

Written by AgentCrazyDiamond

July 25th, 2007 at 11:04 pm